Thursday, January 31, 2008

Declare The Pennies On Your Eyes.


Ever since my tax lien went public, I've been flooded with paper mail from credit doctors of all sorts. Usually they come in the form of an "official" document to be opened only by addressee, complete with faux red-rubber-stamps like "URGENT" or "ACTION TAKEN" betrayed only by their 'pre-sorted' postage.

But this one is different. Holy Crap! What kind of Year 3000 punishment is about to rain down on me? THE TAX MAN IS COMING! AND HE HAS REALLY BAD SKIN! I hope he doesn't trash my new 3D suit!

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